Innocence?

This... this isn't where I remember myself being last...

...

These aren't the clothes I was wearing last...!

...

Why am I in Haruhi's room?!

Um, if anyone wants to know where Haruhi and I were this weekend...

... Well. Um.

We were in Neon City, when... a bunch of Gazimon in maid outfits kidnapped us. They held us captive so they could summon their god, Demiurgemon.

... Who... doesn't exist, apparently...

... Anyway, we were saved by a funny girl dressed like a clown and a giant teddy bear...

...

So what did we miss?

Okay, we can't find the lesbians. So we go to Kyon's place and take five.

I don't know about thi-

Oh just shut up, and let's get this over with. Neemon, you have a key?

I kind of always have to break in a lot of the time. Like so.

... Why am I not surprised?

... I suppose this is alright!

HEY KYON, are you in he- HELLO!

What... what the hell is... ASHTON?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO- OH CRAAAAP!

Oh Yggdrasil, Haruhi-sama is gonna be angry...

((OOC - Bold is Kyon's Neemon, Italics is Patamon, and regular text is ClearAgumon. Both who are not mine are npc'ed with permission.))

Oh, Clear-kun, I had the strangest dream.

Dream?

I was a sheep and Haruhi was a dog and I had to jump through FIRE! Then... then Haruhi and Kyon did something together and... Oh, I feel so horrible! I shouldn't have ideas like that!

Mikuru-chan, you're sitting on your D-Comm...

...

What?

[locked to Ashton]

Um, Ashton... there's... something we should talk about. I've made a serious mistake...

[locked to Haruhi]

Um. Miss SuzumiyaHaruhi. Um. We should probably talk... things have been kind of awkward...

Um. Nagato-san...

... Happy birthday. I bought you a book...

[Attached: Bokomon's book of knowledge. The facts, legends, and cultural details of the digital world in one happy volume]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*sound of various voices screaming, some of them familiar*

*sound of running*

*sound of door slamming*

*SOUND OF MORE HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING*

...

...

*sound of crying*

So. Um.

Will ClearAgumon and I be expected to fight...?

...

We can do it if we have to...

Miss Asahina is a beautiful young girl again!

I'm so glad! ;-;

... What... what happened to me?!

WHY AM I A BOY?!

Um, can anyone hear me on this cellphone thing?

My name is Asahina Mikuru and I'm a student at North High...

I'm in... some kind of forest... Am I at the zoo? The animals all look so strange, and this one that looks like a giant toy won't leave me alone...

Can anyone help meeeee?